First base: being in the same room
Second base: breathing the same air
Third base: eye contact
"I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it."
– Neil Gaiman, American Gods
First base: being in the same room
Second base: breathing the same air
Third base: eye contact
Base count for awkward humans such as myself. Homeplate is actually saying hi. Big step, I know.
Zubair, looks like Thomas and I are naughty! We’ve already made it to third base!